*ring ring ring*
"hello is ryan there?"
"this is ryan"
"hey ryan this is chris from the new times. i have a question... someone submitted a show to the new times and gave your number as the contact info. the show is february 14th at the willow house with silverchair and brodie hubbard and i was wondering why is silverchair playing at a coffee house?"
"silverchair is me and my keyboard"
".........oh. ok then the show should be on the new times website sometime."