Photos of Hi Our Name Is Ryan (aka D.E.A.R. Hunter) a performance art dedication to Ryans many projects over the years performed by Ashley Naftule and Kevin Flanagan at The Real Coachella 2012 Photos by Sara Avery
This is actually Drunk & Horny's first show, we didn't have a name yet so we are just billed as Ryan Avery.
Show Poster by Stephen Steinbrink Here are some photos that Sara took from the Best Friends album release show at the Trunk Space. Emily and I got in a big fight a day or two before this, so we didn't end up performing together. I went ahead and did a Hi My Name Is Ryan performance that had to do with everyone in the room sharing the most embarassing things about them during the most embarassing part of their life (which means sometime between ages 13-16) Other performance artists and story tellers performed by Sara mostly just took photos of Noodle the cat and Starflash the dog.
lyrics to the parody of haunted colognes "baby wants a baby"
"my baby wants a baby and i want one too were gunna have a family its what were gunna do! cause i'm a pretty terrific guy and i have a wonderful wife and now were gonna have a kid that's what we've decided OH YEAH! i'm gonna be a dad! my baby wants a baby its what were gunna do! cause we've been married a couple of years and a family will bring joyful tears and now my wife is pregnant i am feeling excellent OH YEAH! (organ solo) (guitar solo) my baby wants a baby and i want one too were gunna have a family its what were gunna do! we've planned this for quite a while and we feel it is time for a child and now it is finally time we are sitting on cloud 9! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! WE'RE GUNNA START A FAMILY! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! LIFE IS GUNNA BE DANDY! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! WE ARE SO HAPPY! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I'M GUNNA BE A DADDY!!!" if you're familiar with the haunted cologne song you will think this is the funniest thing ever. i would just post the song but i only have a rough mix of it and i know the H.C. boys dont want people to hear it until there is a final product. but anyway, this is the new revised parody that the boys will be doing this saturday at sweets and beats. you should come. its going to be a lot of fun. i'm on tour. with jrc. we are playing in these places:
JULY 20 - w/tba @SLOWTRAIN (221 E Broadway Salt Lake City, Utah) JULY 21 - w/hot parents and your little pony @MUSE MUSIC (151 North University Avenue Provo, Utah) JULY 22 - w/tba @MACY'S COFFEE SHOP (14 South Beaver Street Flagstaff, AZ) JULY 23 - w/fuzztron @THE CATALYST INFO SHOP (109 N. McCormick St. Prescott, AZ) JULY 24 - w/rpm orchestra, wingnut and brodie hubbard @THE FIREHOUSE (1ST ST. AND ROOSEVELT Phoenix, AZ) Here is our tour poster. JULY 15TH - fathers day: w/kitten forever (riot grrl punk), unicorn basement (electronic two piece radness), melted cassettes (nightmare music) and over easy (new tempe 'house show band' featuring james r. from tent city/glochids) @THE TRUNK SPACE - $5 - 8:00PM i really love kitten forever and i want them to have a good show. please come
JULY 16TH - bomb the music industry (SO STOKED!): w/andrew jackson jihad, partners in 818, the cans and someone else? @THE TRUNK SPACE - $6 - 7:00PM so excited about bomb the music industry. everyone else is pretty good too. but i'm mostly just stoked for them JULY 18TH - hi my name is ryan: w/pillowfort and glochids @THE TRUNK SPACE - $6? - 8:00PM every artist performing will do a great job. i promise. if you like being captivated and entertained you should really go. also... its jrc and i's tour kick off and we need money really bad!) JULY 24TH - rpm orchestra cd release show: w/hi my name is ryan, wingnut and pillowfort @THE FIREHOUSE - FREE! - 8:00PM guaranteed crazy JULY 25TH - wasteland fest: w/ -The Tics*** -Bolt!*** -Boogie Nazis*** -Father's Day*** -Regret The Informer -Emperors of Japan -Canyons Rock -The Skinwalkers*** -Bad Antics -Titty Hard On -Guilty Faces -JJCNV*** -Retard Riot -Turd of Hurdle -2 More Dead -ATM -Mustache Gus -The Pods*** -Commodity Of Death -Blisstearing -Exile (He Who Thrashes) -Serows*** @DRY RIVER - $5 - 12:00PM (NOON) (tucson, AZ) all day punk festival. is gaurunteed success! *** = GUARANTEED GOOD TIME! JULY 29TH - 8-bit porno (reunion!) w/realicide (digital hardcore madness and loudness) and treasure mammal (always brings the party bus!) @THE SUN HOUSE - FREE (BRING DONATIONS) - 8:00PM so excited to be destructive again. you have no idea JULY 30TH - harry merry (is insane): w/morgan evans (morgans magic book bus+tim and morgan fame), hug of war (sarcastic acoustic joyrific), the boys (which is me and whoever doing whatever) and kids day (its like old skull only better...honestly) @THE TRUNK SPACE - $6 - 8:00PM this is going to be a weird show for sure! JULY 31ST - halloween in july: w/fathers day, bolt!, the mcdaniels (from LA they are amazing. please don't miss them.), mucilage and one more band @THE TRUNK SPACE - $5 - 8:00PM wear a costume, eat some sweets, dance like a maniac, have fun, embrace one another and enjoy loud music AUGUST 1ST - morgans birthday house show: w/haunted cologne (are polka), ray reeves (is the perfect man), skinwalkers (are the best band ever to come out of phoenix), former friends of young americans (are make-out music), slacker's agenda (are brilliant), the hunger artists (are sad), bangarang (are pop punk) and fathers day (will kick your ass)... maybe more @ROCKY & MORGANS HAUNTED HOUSE - FREE! - 8:00PM house shows and rockys house are so much fun. its a really really small house and there is going to be free food too i believe. including the best guacamole in the world! AUGUST 2ND - codename rocky reunion! (THIS IS NOT A JOKE): w/the bandulus, river city all-stars, liam and the ladies and DJ pharoah crowe @THE TRUNK SPACE - $6 - 8:00PM good ska all night and a freakin coename: rocky reunion! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! spread the word this is going to be crazy!!!!!!!!!!! i am performing in tucson at the hangart gallery on friday july 10th. with stephen steinbrink and foot ox and some other dudes. i thought the boys were going to be able to play because i thought it was a saturday but then tristan booked a bangarang show with kepi ghoulie (which i don't blame him and that's perfectly alright) and then i found out its actually on friday which again doesn't work because haunted cologne is playing at the trunkspace. so now i am going to perform by myself.
but here is the thing... i hate traveling by myself. i really really really want to go with someone. i really dont even care if we know eachother that well, i just need someone to talk to/eat with on the way. so if you want an escape from phoenix for a day or so and want to catch a sweet show for free with me. please let me know. i took saturday off of work so i can stay the night in tucson just in case i have to travel alone. or even if i dont and you want to stay in tucson that is cool too. just send an e-mail to majestic.ryan@gmail.com or reply to this or call me if you have my number. FATHERS DAY SHOWS:
-Jun 11 2009 W/THE DOZAL BROTHERS, TREASURE MAMMAL, MICHEAL WASMUND AND KIDNEY FAILURE @THE HANGART Tucson, Arizona -Jun 13 2009 W/TREEPHORT, BANGARANG AND THE PODS @THE TRUNKSPACE Phoenix, Arizona -Jun 15 2009 W/MATH THE BAND, DELETED SCENES, BABY AVIATORS AND BANGARANG @THE TRUNKSPACE Phoenix, Arizona -Jun 21 2009 FATHERS DAY ON FATHERS DAY SHOW! W/HUG OF WAR, TREASURE MAMMAL, MELTED CASSETTES, FORMER FRIENDS OF YOUNG AMERICANS AND ADAM MOKAN @THE SUN HOUSE Phoenix, Arizona -Jul 15 2009 W/UNICORN BASEMENT, MELTED CASSETTES, MUCILAGE AND KITTEN FOREVER @THE TRUNKSPACE Phoenix, Arizona -Jul 25 2009 WASTELAND FEST W/FATHERS DAY, BOLT!, JJCNV AND A BUNCH MORE @THE DRY RIVER Tucson, Arizona -Jul 31 2009 HALLOWEEN IN JULY! W/FATHERS DAY, THE MCDANIELS, MUCILAGE AND MORE! @THE TRUNKSPACE (MORE INFO TBA) Phoenix, Arizona -Aug 8 2009 W/QUINTRON AND MISS PUSSYCAT @THE GREAT ARIZONA PUPPET THEATER Phoenix, AZ THE BOYS / HI MY NAME IS RYAN SHOWS: -Jun 6 2009 THE BOYS W/ANDREW JEMSEK JIHAD, TRISTAN JEMSEK, RAY REEVES, THE MCDANIELS, MOOEY MOOBAU AND DULCHE DE LECHE @WOMEN Los Angeles, California -Jun 8 2009 THE BOYS W/ANDREW JEMSEK JIHAD, RAY REEVES AND ULTRA MAROON @THE HANGART Tucson, Arizona -Jul 20 2009 ***HI MY NAME IS RYAN W/JRC ON TOUR! @KILBY COURT SALT LAKE CITY, Utah -Jul 22 2009 ***HI MY NAME IS RYAN W/JRC ON TOUR! FLAGSTAFF, Arizona -Jul 23 2009 ***HI MY NAME IS RYAN W/JRC ON TOUR! PRESCOTT, Arizona -Jul 24 2009 ***HI MY NAME IS RYAN W/JRC ON TOUR! PHOENIX OR TUCSON, Arizona -Jul 30 2009 HI MY NAME IS RYAN W/HARRY MERRY AND HUG-OF-WAR @THE TRUNKSPACE Phoenix, Arizona OTHER STUFF! -Jun 9 2009 NIGHT WOLF W/TOMMY CANNON, THE COITUS AND ERNESTY @THE TRUNKSPACE Phoenix, Arizona -Jun 20 2009 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN @SPACE 55 THEATER Phoenix, Arizona -Jun 27 2009 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN @SPACE 55 THEATER Phoenix, Arizona -June 2nd - Haunted Cologne w/swallowing stones and someone else @the ruby room (phoenix, az)
-June 4th - Bolt! w/skinwalkers and more @the trunkspace (phoenix, az) -June 5th - Jonathan Richman @club congress (tucson, az) -June 6th - "the boys" w/andrew jemsek jihad, tristan jemsek, ray reevs, mooey moobau, the mcdaniels and dulche de leche @women of crenshaw hous (los angeles, ca) -June 7th - the mcdaniels? @somehwere? -June 8th - "the boys" w/andrew jemsek jihad, ray reevs and ultramaroon @the hangart (tucson, az) -June 9th - night wolf w/tommy cannon and the coitus @the trunkspace (phoenix, az) -June 11th - Fathers day w/the dozal brothers, treasure mammal, micheal wasmund and kidney failure @the hangart (tucson, az) -June 12th - me and andrew? w/ray reevs @the firehouse (phoenix, az) -June 13th - Treephort w/fathers day, bangarang, the pods and jjcnv @the trunkspace (phoenix, az) -June 15th - Math The Band w/fathers day, baby aviators, bangarang and deleted scenes @the trunkspace (phoenix, az) -June 16th - Alex Benson w/yer yellow dress and more? @the trunkspace (phoenix, az) -June 20th - 7 minutes in heaven @space 55 (phoenix, az) -June 21st - Fathers Day w/melted cassettes, hug-of-war, adam mokan, treasure mammal and former friends of young americans @the sun house (phoenix, az) -June 24th - The Dendrites w/the boogies nazis and liam and the ladies @the trunkspace (phoenix, az) -June 27th - 7 minutes in heaven @space 55 (phoenix, az) these are all the shows i am attending this month. maybe more... its more than half the month i am spending at shows and performing at 10/16 of them... and i am super stoked! The "Let's Find Girlfriends" Tour was a success i feel. it was little weird for a bunch of reasons. but the main one i will focus on is, i did a lot of singing and songing and not enough performing. or rather more songs than performance than i usually do or would like to do or am comfortable with. but still the shows were fun.
03/01/09 @The Smell (Los Angeles, CA) w/Guitarded, Moment Trigger, Uggamugga and Creekbird PERFORMANCE INCLUDED: kissing men. monologue about feeling unwanted. SONGS INCLUDED: -ode to the old and hopeless -dress for success -tell yourself (gadjits cover) -plenty more (squirrel nut zipper cover) -i think you're beautiful -for andrew... -things everyone needs to hear -a serious song -dick -merry christmas justin cooper -its alright my set in LA was about 30 minutes long. 8 people came to see me which was nice and those folks were all smiles but the rest crowd was very weird and stand-offish. but i felt i won them over by the time i sang "for andrew..." and by the end most of the crowd was participating in my sing along and enjoying themselves. plus i sold a bunch of merchandise! SUCCESS! -------------------------------- 03/02/09 @The Lodge (Tucson, AZ) w/Andrew Jackson Jihad, Uggamugga, Great Job, Porches, Renato Parada and Serows PERFORMANCE INCLUDED: calling my dad to wish him a happy birthday. starting a dance party SONGS INCLUDED: -happy birthday stuart -dress for success -tell yourself (gadjits cover) -plenty more (squirrel nut zippers cover) -i think you're beautiful -dick -bromance (treasure mammal cover) -merry christmas justin cooper -it's alright my set in Tucson was about 20-25 minutes long (could have been shorter but there was a lot of talking and i am a snob when it comes to people not watching me). no one there has seen me perform before or knew what to expect or really cared that i was performing (aside from phoenix crew) but the crowd was so intense and fun either way and it seemed like everyone who watched me enjoyed themselves (outside of when i sang the song "merry christmas justin cooper" then there was a dead silence and a couple people just staring me down as if to say "that wasn't cool dude". but i hope i redeemed myself when i got everyone involved in a dance party/sing along at the end) -------------------------------------- 03/03/09 @The Trunkspace (Phoenix, AZ) w/Uggamugga, Michelle Blades and Magilicuddy PERFORMANCE INCLUDED: monologue about happiness, friendship and finding love SONGS INCLUDED: -ode to the old and hopeless -tell yourself (gadjits cover) -plenty more (squirrel nut zippers cover) -i think you're beautiful -for andrew... -things everyone needs to hear -dick -it's alright my set in Phoenix was just under 20 minutes long. i went from 9:40ish to 10pm on the dot. only 9 people outside of the 4 people performing showed up, so we had a nice intimate show with everyone on the stage with tristan and i. it was very laid back and unenthusiastic but that is ok, because i saw smiles on everyone's face. and everyone participated for the songs. and although during the sing along at the end no one wanted to go crazy it was still a blast. i love friendship tours! HI MY NAME IS RYAN AND UGGAMUGGA "LETS FIND GIRLFRIENDS TOUR" THIS WEEKEND!
MARCH 1ST @THE SMELL w/guitarded, moment trigger and creek bird MARCH 2ND @THE LODGE w/great job and "a very special guest" MARCH 3RD @THE TRUNKSPACE w/magilicuddy and michelle blades |
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